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Is there a way to keep your fax machine from receiving "junk mail" or "fax blasts?"?

I know there are the numbers at the bottom to remove you from their lists, but there are SO many different companies sending us these at my job! Is there any way (like the donotcall list for telemarketers) take our number off of all of these lists BEFORE we get the faxes?

If I got on one of those lists, I would write down the number, disconnect the fax machine until it had cleared out.

Then fax the following back to the sender:

Thanks for wasting my paper and toner azzholes!!

Unfortunately for you, I have already sent an anonymous tip to the CIA that someone at your number has been faxing letters threatening to send anthrax to federal employees.

Have fun!!



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